December 22, 2017 12:18am
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventure: Jenna Haze
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about only one feature entertainer; however, she was well worth the long drive to see her. So, please read on to learn the details.
But first, how about a short travelogue?
I left my house Friday morning, November 24 and drove to Mesa, Arizona, where I stopped to eat at the Golden Corral Buffet.
Once I had eaten my fill, I continued on to Tucson and checked into a motel.
Saturday morning, the 25th, I went to the Pilot Travel Center to fill my gas tank, then headed east.
If I may take a step backward, I learned the evening before that showgirl feature entertainer Krystal Dawn was in Sierra Vista, Arizona, visiting some people who are close to her for a few days. Since I had already planned to make a detour down to Sierra Vista to eat at the Golden Corral Buffet there, Krystal and I made arrangements to meet at the restaurant.
I arrived at the restaurant about 10:10AM, and Krystal arrived at 10:20AM. We then went inside and spent an hour and a half eating and engaging in a great conversation.
Once we had finished, and Krystal gave me a great goodbye hug, I drove the rest of the way to my motel in El Paso.
Sunday the 26th, I drove back to the Thornydale Golden Corral Buffet, in Tucson, and filled my stomach. I then drove the rest of the way to Phoenix and checked into a motel.
Monday the 27th, I checked out of the motel and made a ridiculous detour up to Prescott, Arizona, to eat at the Golden Corral Buffet there.
Once I had finished eating, I hit the road for home.
Along the way back to I-10 westbound, I stopped at the Granite Mountain Hotshots Memorial State Park to look around and speak with a park ranger.
Okay, now let us speak of my main reason for making the long four-day trip.
Saturday night, November 25, I spent the evening in the Red Parrot Gentlemens Club, in El Paso, Texas, speaking with Jenna Haze and observing both of her shows of the evening.
At the start of her first show, Jenna wore a black cowgirl hat and a pair of black latex wristbands. She also wore a sleeveless blue vest with white fringe about the bottom edge. The vest also had white fringe that formed a V on the back between Jenna’s shoulders. There was a small white star located above the V. Next, Jenna wore a short-sleeved black and white checkerboard midriff top that was tied between her breasts. Jenna additionally wore an extremely short, blue, mini-skirt that had two lines of white fringe around the bottom. Next, the mini-skirt had a small white star on the front of each of Jenna’s hips. Under her midriff top, Jenna wore a black bra, and beneath her mini-skirt, she wore a black G-string. Jenna’s footwear was a pair of black cowgirl boots with stiletto heels.
During this show, Jenna danced to, “Bad Things,” by Jace Everett, “Howling for you,” by Black Keys, “Desire,” by Meg Myers, and, “Whiskey Fever,” by Dorothy.
At the beginning of her second show, Jenna carried a black riding crop the handle of which was encrusted with silver glitter. Next, she wore a black choker around her neck and a pair of large, white, lacy wristbands. She also wore what appeared to be the same latex wristbands she had worn during her first show of the evening. Jenna also wore a black bustier. Next, she wore a lacy, white, crinoline petticoat as a mini-skirt. The petticoat was decorated with blue sequins. Beneath her bustier, Jenna wore a black bra, and under the Crinoline petticoat, she wore a pair of black bikini bottoms. Beneath her bikini bottoms, Jenna wore a black thong. The bra, bikini bottoms, and the thong were all covered with sequins. For footwear, Jenna wore a pair of black open-toed shoes with ankle straps and stiletto heels.
Jenna performed this show to, “Partition,” by Beyonce, “Fetish,” by Selena Gomez, “Bodak Yellow,” by Cardi B, and, “Rake it Up,” by Yo Gotti.
Jenna’s hair is long and dark brown, and her eyes are brown. She is five feet three inches tall. She weighs one hundred two pounds, and her lovely body measures 32B-24-32.
Ms. Haze is very sweet, intelligent, extremely friendly and has an upbeat personality.
Jenna’s stage performances are on a par with a great number of the feature entertainers I have seen over the years and better than some. Therefore, I highly recommend that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to see Jenna perform and to meet her in person.
Regarding the idea of seeing Jenna in person, don’t waste any time in doing so. She is coming close to the end of her farewell tour.
The following are the remaining dates and locations of Jenna’s farewell tour per her website.
December 21, 1017: Déjà Vu, City of Industry, California
(This column may not get published in time for this event. If not, it is my fault for falling behind with my writing, and I do apologize to the readers.)
December 22, 2017: Déjà Vu, North Hollywood, California (On Coldwater Canyon)
December 23, 2017: Déjà Vu, Hollywood, California (On Hollywood Blvd.)
December 29-31, 2017: Little Darlings, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
(Oh, how I wish I had the money to go spend New Year’s weekend in OKC and surprise Jenna with my presence!)
January 12 and 13, 2018: Expose, San Diego, California
January 19 and 20, 2018: Blush, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
February 16 and 17, 2018: Tobie’s Lounge, Jacksonville, North Carolina.
I would recommend that the readers call any and all of the clubs to be certain there has been no last-minute changes to the schedule.
That will just about do it for now good people. Let us all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of fun times and beautiful women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année (Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year),